Another example of how the combination of a government that’s too big and too meddlesome, probably assisted by litigious plaintiff’s lawyers, combine to do things that are just silly. Ever wonder how we ever survived growing up without the government to take care of us and tell us everything we needed to know?

The US Department of Agriculture posted a 700+ word article on how to roast a marshmallow. I’m not making this up! And besides teaching you about proper marshmallow safety, they suggest healthier alternatives to s’mores. We’re from the government and we’re here to help you!

Wonder if this is part of why we’re $16 trillion in debt?

Thanks to The Blaze for spotting this story.